Got tired of family time so...

Got tired of family time so I decided to forego the warnings that Memphis strip clubs, or whatever you want to call them now, arent that bad and I really wanted a beer and to talk to someone other than my family, boy was I in for a culture shock. No nudity at all, I mean none. No contact at all, it was like going to the beach but having to pay for it. I met some little cute, name escapes me, and we chatted it up and she basically told me how much business they've lost so i tipped her nicely finished my beer and got the hell out of there. Looks like New Orleans or Atlanta for my strip club adventures now