This is probably the closest club...

This is probably the closest club to the LAX hotels. I showed up here on a Thursday afternoon at around 4:30pm. The valet parking guy had just started to set up his podium, but I self-parked and slipped past him to avoid the mandatory parking fee. I also managed to avoid a cover charge (usually $5 at this time of day) by using a coupon from the LA Weekly (a free newspaper that can be found in sidewalk boxes – it has coupons for many of the LA clubs).

There were about 8 girls working. They were all relatively young and attractive. Half of them were Asian and the two white girls had strong Eastern European accents. There is an elaborate theater-style stage on one side of the club, but only the round center stage was being used. One of the girls told me that private dances were $31 each for topless and $41 for nude, but I quickly discovered that they ran 2-4-1 specials every 15 minutes or so. Each time a special was announced, the girls would do a quick lap around the stage and then come down on the floor to offer dances.

After taking in the scenery for a while, I selected the best looking girl for a 2-4-1 special. However, she quickly up-sold me to a nude “4 dance set” for $123, which in retrospect wasn't a very good deal. She took me to one of the small curtained booths at the side of the club and got undressed quickly. I assume she was nude, but the shear red curtain and minimal lighting inside the booth meant all I could see was a dimly glowing red silhouette. The dances were pretty uninspired. A fair amount of two-way contact was allowed, but I was quickly told to keep my hands away from the kitty. To be honest, I was bored and ready for it to end before the fourth song had finished.