I found myself in this Oregon...

I found myself in this Oregon club after a day of college football. Due to the traffic and rain, I did not have the patience to wait till driving back to Portland and decided to stop here. It looks to be right off Interstate 5, but deceptively difficult to reach. There is some construction going on so a bunch of streets are closed near the off ramp with only one darkly lit road leading to Jiggles. I actually missed it twice; the key is if you see the Wendy's on the right, it is already too late and you need to make a long u-turn.

As I drive in to the lot I see some hot blondes loading up their Rover as they probably were day shift girls on their way home. The doorman/security is actually a rather normal looking guy who doesn't resemble the typical club meathead. It costs $10 for cover, but includes two drink tickets. No metal detector or jacket check here, so it's conceivable I could've sneaked some booze into this dry club. Club is basically a large room with main circular stage in the middle and a smaller semi-circle stage in the rear. There were approximately 12 girls on shift and they would do one song sets; both stages were operating simultaneously. In terms of looks, they do as a whole live up to the clubs name and I wouldn't mind if some of them lost some weight. There were a few blondes and Latinas, but the vast majority were brunette white girls.

The best part in my opinion was the value if this club. The stage show was pretty nice as they would get right in your face or on you for only $1-3 per song. There are types of dances: $10 air dances in the general area (didn't see anybody getting these), $20 dances behind a translucent curtain with small dividers between each booth, and $115 for 4 songs in the VIP. I opted for the $20 variety from a tall blonde that gave me some of the best topless lap dances. Customers are not supposed to actively grab, but she would guide strategic body parts to my hands and mouth when the bouncer wasn't looking. Also the grind was so vigorous that my man came out of my pants and boxers causing me to be bareback grinding on her thonged behind for a bit. She didn't mind and just made sure I was clothed again before the bouncer saw it, even giving some quick playful tugs. I wish I was one of thise guys who could splooge on demand from lapdances, so I could've given her a healthy protein facial. The only bad thing about the $20 dances is you can only get 4-5 in a row before you must stop to allow the girl to go on stage again. Also I am pretty sure, similar to the rest of Oregon, extras are a no-no in this club.