NO NO NO! i will never...

NO NO NO! i will never enter this strip club unless im given advice from a supermodel that will be dancing! the club is kind of set up weird and the dancers..there was no god this evening. i walk it and pay the guy. 15 bucks for a sunday night is kind of outrageous. gets me a drink so its all fine. as soon as i get in there, i see 5-7 guys sitting against the back wall. to the right are lower chairs, and the back wall is bench seats with round tables in front of every few feet. the bar is WAY at the other end and the stage is to your left. they pat you down for weapons or non strip club items...wtf am i gonna bring in there a frying pan? anyway as soon as i sit down i see a dancer head up to the stage. I'm going to be very mature about this. she was older like 40, and sagging. i left home to come to fantasy, not lower than reality. the other dancers may have been younger but were triple plus size, not attractive at all. there was 1 attractive dancer, but just didn't have that dancer look i've seen everywhere else. i didn't get any dances because i didn't want any of those dancers touching me. a few of the other guys were getting open area couch bikini dances for 10 bucks a song and some were in the vip. IMHO unless there are some gorgeous girls on a friday night or saturday night, this is not a club to visit for fantasy and sexy strippers...i left after 40 minutes. that was one expensive ass water...