Heard a lot of great things...

Heard a lot of great things about the Alaskan Bush Company, so I decided to make the drive out there. First, thing you notice is that it's a huge club. Quite massive and split into two areas: the topless only + booze and the fully nude but no booze.

Once you enter, it's pretty obvious that the right thing to do is have a beer over on the topless-only side then make your way over to the fully nude side, cuz that's where the finest girls in all of Phoenix are located. These girls are seriously all 9s or 10s and eager to please, however can be a bit boring or not that into it. When I was there (a thursday night) it was quite dead and girls were hard to find since they were all hanging out in the changing rooms right by the DJ. I walked over a couple of times and invited gils over.. a little annoying, but not a deal breaker.

Unfortunately, the mileage is still close to none. The two girls I had made me sit on my hands the entire time. I tried lightly caressing legs or back and was politely reprimanded almost immediately.