Went to Hotspot last night about...

Went to Hotspot last night about midnight for the first time, based on a few reports here, and it was and was not what I was expecting. It is a dive, but I'm comfortable in dives, and I've been in far worse. One big room with one long 3 pole stage in the middle. The bar and another "lunch counter" seating area are to the right as you walk in. The "VIP" area is up a short flight of stairs to the left by the DJ booth. Also a small patron seating area up there. I guess for the voyeur thrill seekers. The brunette waitress with a full left arm tat set is the hottest girl in the place by far. But busy as hell, running drinks, really one of the best waitresses I've seen in a club. Shot girl was old, plumpy and a pest. First dancer I see on stage is as expected, kind of fluffy, with funny star pasties, but a nice face and beautiful waist length brunette hair. She did a three song set and headed over to the only guy who tipped her. (note: no one was really tipping unless they wanted a dancer to come visit I guess) I counted about 20 patrons and 5 dancers: The big white girl, three AA girls who were pretty cute and slender, and one very platinum blond hispanic, dark skinned with an extremely hot body. She was the only one who was really working the crowd. Very loud and "whoo whoo" party girl. I thought, that with the dancer to patron ratio, I'm not getting extras, so it would have been a good recon mission and good entertainment just watching the people. But, the hot hispanic (Sexy, I think her stage name) came up and about 40 secs into the conversation said how she wanted to suck the big banana!! "Almost time to go home, and I need the BIG BANANA." (Caps added for volume). Went upstairs to the VIP which is kind of a "walk of shame" (fame) through the club to a loft where the cashier issues the 10bux wristband, and past a few patrons who are giving the "fist pump, have a great time bro" cheers. Funny. She is practically yelling: "I WANT THE BANANAAAAA!!" Sorry, but I'm laughing now, my banana has never hurt anyone. It's hard to concentrate when I'm laughing so hard. I had a lot of fun and for the price it was a great value. Next time I'll hit the day shift, just for a comparision. But yeah, I'll be back. It's easy to get past the pastie thing when the whole entertainment package is taken into consideration. 5 cover, 8 beer (with tip), 10 wristband, 60 fun.