I was returning from business in...

I was returning from business in Minnesota very early Sunday morning about an hour and a half before close and decided to stop in to fight a slight case of road hypnosis. It proved to be an anonymous looking building very close and convenient to the interstate freeway just to the south. I was asked for my ID (even though I'm in my fifties) after which I handed over my tenner cover charge and was allowed entry. The front of the main room was furnished like any bog standard bar. The back half of the room held a single, standard thrust stage with a pole, padded around the edges with the usual sunken countertop for customer drinks and chairs a bit more plush than the norm. I would guess there were about 30 locals there, all in casual dress.

There were seven girls on duty. Nothing really outstanding about any of them in terms of looks. Not bad or ugly. But nothing outstanding or unusual either. The overall look was in the "cute" family, rather than the "hot" or "perfection" category. It wasn't a "girl next door" look so much as a "slightly slutty with tattoos and a couple unobtrusive piercings girl from down the street" look. No chubby girls, no anorexes. Proportional. Breasts were a bit on the small to medium range, all naturals. Very accessible look. The girls rated from 4-to-6 mebbe 7. All white, possibly all locals. I was able to see three of them do their solo turns on stage and a special "all at once" routine I'll describe later.

The solo turns were all the same. Skimpy tops and bottoms. Tops are removed during the first song in a three or four song set. Pedestrian pole work passes the time until a customer produces a single. Whereupon the dancer would approach and get more personal. The floor work is a bit perfunctory, since this is a topless club, but is compensated for by a certain amount of contact (stripper to customer) allowed. Some Stevie Wonder and related stuff.