It’s a wannabee gentlemen’s club, but...

It’s a wannabee gentlemen’s club, but without the obnoxious men’s-room troll. Entry into any of the VIP areas is $15. Downstairs laps are $20, full-contact, and just what the doctor ordered. The range of talent available to administer those laps runs from “How did you get hired?” to “I don’t care how much the bank charges me for a cash advance, I’ve got to hook up with this one!” All the ladies I’ve been with are enthusiastic with their contact – unlike some spots where the hot babes are “too good” to get a little nasty. Touching encouraged, but the range of spots you can touch is definitely YMMV. Upstairs laps also cost $15 extra VIP cover and then $10 each, but at half the price you only get ¾ of the enthusiasm, so you won’t catch me upstairs again. Until they know you, they will want another VIP cover every four dance, but semi-regulars who are known to be decent dippers usually get cut a little slack on the four dance per VIP cover rule.

Topless dances on the main floor are $5 and can get you a close look at a dancer while your deciding whether or not a particular honey is downstairs material – and at least once saved me from wasting my time on a hot looking but less than conscientiously hygienic dancer.

If you have been to more than 3 strip clubs in your life you will feel like you’ve been to this one. One big room with an elevated runway coming from the back, with a crossing runway closest to the audience. I like the two-song sets because I want to see all of the talent working that particular shift before I pick my girlfriend for the evening – sure as I settle on an 8.5 I come out of the lap dance room and find out a real 10 was working!