Shotgun Geniez
Closed
709 Main St, Hamburg, IA 51640, USA*

Agree with recent reviews. Monday...

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looneylarry
Nov 6, 2012, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Monday Evening

Agree with recent reviews. Monday is a good value, with $10 lappers in VIP, after the $5 one-time surcharge. It was $20 to get in, but at least they have stopped the phony card deal where they gave you a card for a free first dance, but then a few dancers would complain about taking them later, like they had been tricked. I still like the zebra print chairs and the comfy couches set back from the stage. The first section of the VIP, just inside the curtain was darker but was basically visible from the main room. The next section was further back from the main room, but was more lighted. At least the white-walled section of the VIP wasn't lit up like a cafeteria like it used to be.

The first half-hour I was there was not all the impressive. There were 5 or 6 locals with ball caps and the dancers were treating them like regulars. So I sat and waited for quite some time. There were some tougher looking broads with paunches and saddlebags and multiple tattoos who liked to yell stuff across the room. And the local guys would yell back. The owner/manager was always kind of around, trying to cover the door, and bird-dog around a bit, trying to yuk it up with customers and dancers, and was hands-on with the girls. They used to have a small store adjacent for drinks, but now it is just 20-oz plastic bottles of pop for $3 out of a vending machine. Most locals look like they bring in their own 12-packs and one guy wheeled in a large cooler.

Just when I thought the night was lost to has-been tatted women with large waists and skinny calves and a flood of C&W yee-haw, it got better. The music branched out a bit. A few more dancers appeared. There was a big-busted black girl with a fish-net top who was short and a little thick and would spend time at your table. There were a couple of sisters that were the cream of the crop and one that fit my ideal nicely. She had a perfect body and was easily a solid 8. She had good dancing technique and was naughty and erotic. I especially liked the black silk chaps and the way she could pop off her g-string and leave the chaps behind. Skillful and hot.

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