Worst strip club I've ever been...

Worst strip club I've ever been to. It had great promise because I liked the den/man cave interior, but I didn't like the girls. I usually only go to titty bars to watch boxing or UFC fights, and this one happens to be the only one that I've found in the area that shows them.

I like women who are thick with plenty of titts and ass, preferably real, or done by a good doctor so they don't look ridiculous. Most of the girls here were skinny twigs with no tits and ass, or twigs who had huge cartoon looking titts. I got two lap dances. The first was by an asian chick with a huge rack just because she was the only non-white girl in the place at the time, and I like variety. The poor girl gave me the worst lap dance of my lap. All she did the whole time was motorboat me; no grinding on my junk or even just dancing in front of me.

The second dance was from a black chick who actually had both titts and ass, however the fake boobs she had felt horrendous and were stiff as boulders when she gave me a lap dance. On top of that, she kept shouting at some homies/regulars she knew, and I'm not sure if it was her perfume or something else, but there was a bad stench which unfortunately I didn't start smelling until after we were already back in the lap dance area.