I drive by this place every...

I drive by this place every day, and never really noticed it was a strip joint until I was stuck in traffic one day. There were maybe 10 cars outside, so for a Friday afternoon I figured it was a good time to check it out.

Well, color me disappointed when I stepped in. It had the look of your typical dive bar. You got your typical pool tables here, video poker machines there, and a brick rack surrounding a "stage" in front of a wall of mirrors. From the looks of it, there were maybe 3 guys there, sitting around the bar. One girl was working the pole, looking really disinterested with no one at the rack. I felt like one of those cowboys walking into those old rundown saloons with a few patrons while a burlesque dancer wavered back and forth.

I must admit that I have no idea what to order when I enter these places. I have no idea what the prices are, feel awkward to ask, "Give me the cheapest thing you got," I'm not much of a drinker, and I'm really only dropping in for a little bit to look at some ladies. After getting my overpriced beer and catching up on sports updates, I wandered over to the stage.