I wrote this review as I...

I wrote this review as I literally just got back from this joint. Was not feeling the place AT ALL! Seemed like a good deal at first as there was no cover. In reality, they scam you in certain ways. I'll start off with the girls. There were actually some good looking ones. This one girl my boy had was actually quite the looker and had a pretty good body. I ended up getting this pig...she honestly looked like she was pregnant with the gut that she had. There were actually a bunch of other girls who where the same way, everything looks somewhat decent until you see the huge ass guts they have that sticks out like a watermelon. What a fucking disgrace... As for the other ones, I actually saw some lookers that had some decent bodies. So i would say that the joint is 65% fugly and 35% 8/10. I first walked in and this pig sits right next to me. I chat her up for a couple minutes and she starts touching me and all. Not bad..so then she asks for a drink. Cost me 25 bucks. did not want a lap dance from this chick so I get some cash when I hear the lap dances are only $80 for 4 songs. You can also touch em any which way too. So my boy's stripper pulls over this latino chick. Her name is "Barbie" and is an improvement over the fat chick who I would honestly rate as a 1 due to her weight and the big ass "beer gut." We talk for a couple minutes until the bartender asks me if I want to buy her a drink. I politely decline, when Barbie asks me to buy her the drink. I tell her that I would rather have a lap dance and she says "in a bit but the drinks is how they make their money." So I get her the drink. And it just so happens that any drink you get for the girls are...25 smackers. Any time, all the time. At this point, I say fuck it and I down my beer ($9 for imports and $7 for domestic) and leave the joint. Would I recommend this place to others, probably not ever. But I would not cross it off my list. As I said previously, many of the girls are horrid-looking pigs. However, there were a few girls that could make it worth it. But if you do the math, you are better off going to another joint and either paying a cover or paying a bit more for a lap dance rather than being scammed on buying drinks and getting pestered for tips by ugly-ass bitches. This one is off my list.