I was pleasantly surprised,thinking there basically...

I was pleasantly surprised,thinking there basically weren't any strip club options in Chicago. It was fairly short cab rides from the hotel. Kind of in the middle of nowhere, but seemed safe. Whole Foods is across the street. Paid $10 each, I think for GF and me.

The dancers wear pasties, which is kind of weird but barely noticeable. Two girls came over and were very friendly with the GF, who seemed quite into the one who said she is totally gay (and a gorgeous blonde). GF may have interests I wasn't totally aware of. I had a very pleasant massage. GF had a mostly air lap dance. $20 each.

May be as good as you can get in Chicago proper.