The club is very dark once...

The club is very dark once you step in from outside. I wasn’t sure what to expect as I had never been to a Canadian strip club before but reviews on TUSCL were helpful. I find it amusing that no one tips at the stage and there are hardcore pornos playing on 2 TVs beside the stage. I mean why watch a film loop when you can see the real thing right?

Anyway, lap dance areas are located on the left and right and lots of tables in the middle to facilitate ladies sitting and soliciting lap dances from customer. Once seated waitresses immediately come to serve you. I can’t drink alcohol so I cannot speak for beer prices but a soda was 3$. Throughout the entire time I was there no one approached me to buy another drink but I could have easily gotten one if I wanted.

It was not really high pressure from the dancers either as the first couple of ladies took a courteous “not yet” easily. The girls did range from attractive to very hot with a couple on the large side if that is your thing. They were a mix of nationalities so there is someone for all tastes I would think.

Eventually I was approached by a brown haired, well-tanned girl who sat for a while and chatted before asking if I wanted a lap dance. 20$ per dance and I had 2 very enjoyable dances with her with plenty of 2 way contact fully nude. She hinted at extras but I declined. I went back to my table and was approached by a Chloe (very blonde and very attractive with a girl next door look ... presuming the girl next door had a smoking hot body in a very revealing bikini). We had 3 very hot dances that really got me to attention. First dance topless and delicious, second dance bottomless and with my hands everywhere and the third dance with her nude in my arms and my hands on and fingers in her lovely kitty. When I go back, I am looking for Chloe!