Thanks tuscl! I work nights so...

Thanks tuscl! I work nights so I would have never thought a place might have a Friday breakfast buffet. And it's solid food too! One step better than most hotels, includes breakfast sandwiches. Really good. Now everything else. I noticed that proportionally providence clubs had tons more reviews than a lot of cities I visit. I used to live in nearby Boston, where the clubs were terribly overpriced and more of the manhattan vibe. This place is more typical, kind of an average what you'd expect club. So some of the glowing reviews might be due to the fact that it's barely 40mins outside of Boston. The girls were alright. My preferences run from college girls to big fake D-cups so if you are looking for something special I don't know if they have it. I was told most Friday breakfasts shifts are busier than ours as it was the first bad weather? When you think of it though, most of the strippers along the lines I like are the ones who show up late and stay up all night making bad life decisions, so what could I really have hoped for 10AM-noon.

I didn't try the other clubs in providence, but if you're staying downtown, it's closer than you think. I think the cab was under $10.

Oh, I did get a dance, the girl was Not memorable, just aggressive at the last seconds to try and get you to stay for more. She also tried some of the classic upside down type moves, and short of kicking me in the face, she was pretty bad at it. She also demanded $25 instead of the usual $20. I think this is because the house gets $5 and she wanted to clear the full amount. That's alright, motivation to get out of there faster.

I think drinks were relatively cheap, maybe it was an early bird thing. Seemed like a normal bar pricing instead of a strip club pricing.

And did I mention free breakfast? There was no cover when we went. Go just for the experience of feeling greasy at the beginning part of your day. It's something else.