I walked into this place about...

I walked into this place about 9 PM on a Sunday night. There were only about a dozen patrons and probably less dancers on duty that night. Right away I noticed this tall, buxom babe doing her thing on stage. After she was done she circled me like a shark and sat down. Her name is Natalie and she has the best foreign accent there is-Australian. We hit it off right away and headed to the VIP for some real fun. This gal knows her business and aims to please. The final tab was a little over 3 bills, but the experience was first class. So I guess you could say I've been to "the land down under."