It was around 11:30pm on a...

It was around 11:30pm on a Monday night and I had just left the Mons Venus disappointed in the quality of the girls working. Feeling unsatisfied I decided to take a look at the 2001 Odyssey which is almost directly across the street. Although it doesn't apply to me, Monday night is military gets in free night. I thought maybe this would create a glut of hot, sexy spinners for me. After I paid my $20 dollar cover (way too much!) I emerged into a typical looking club. A stage area lies to the right of the entrance a bar on the left. The girl on stage (in a bikini) was probably an 8, but she was the only standout. An absolute disaster of a dancer approached me (she must have been lurking in the shadows behind me) and asked if I "liked boobies" -- I almost vomited in my mouth when she said it. She was overweight, smelled bad, and really turned me off. I stuck around for another 15 minutes but saw nothing that piqued my interest. They all told me that dances take place "out of site, in privacy" - a verbal ploy to set themselves apart from the Mons. I'm sure on a different night it would have been a better place. But on this Monday I was out of luck.