Definitely a dive
So a small-town club like this, I figure either I'll have a great experience, or a poor one. My visit ... was almost surreal.
I visited this club fairly early on a Saturday (8pm?), expecting it would be slow, but sometimes slow can be good. There were exactly two dancers on shift when I arrived, and a third showed up later. This just wasn't enough.
The club is small, with one bar and one small stage at the far back end. There aren't really regular stage dances, and the one or two I saw the girls didn't even get topless.
Girl 1, I'll call "Goth," didn't speak to me or acknowledge me the whole time. Which was OK, really, as she wasn't my type.
Girl 2, I'll call "California," was white, chubby, late 20s, with a nice set of hangers, or "mom boobs," being a mother of four children. I like mom boobs, so that was a plus in my book.
The evening started out fine, there was a small group of locals at the bar, two girls on shift, and I sat alone for a while. "California" came over pretty quickly, and we struggled gamely through some small talk. California, though an experienced dancer, wasn't a particularly good small-talker. After some chat I handed her $60 for a "double" dance. She then immediately disappeared into the basement to "freshen up". Honestly, she was gone long enough that I thought she wasn't coming back.
At this point, the bar pretty much cleared out and I was the only customer. Sitting alone. Any staff was outside having a smoke, and I didn't know whether "California" was coming back or not.
After a bit, some of the staff return from their smoke, and with them "Blondie" arrives, and she's adorable. Blonde, thin, relatively young, pierced nipples, and overall quite lovely. I definitely want a dance with Blondie later, and I tell her so. Unfortunately for all concerned, Blondie seems to have lost a piece of jewelry or something, and spends the next half hour walking around looking at the floor with her smartphone flashlight searching for it. She was clearly upset, but didn't seem to want my help finding the lost item. She certainly did not appear to be in any mood for a dance.
After nearly giving up on California, she finally emerges from the depths for a dance. It wasn't bad. Not particularly sensuous or special, but enjoyable with a decent amount of contact.
By this point (10PM?), the bar had become quite busy, having attracted a dozen customers or more. Unfortunately there were still only three girls on shift. At this point I reallized I wasn't going to pull Blondie away from her regulars, so I headed back to the hotel.
