Getting here is easy so I'll...

Getting here is easy so I'll skip it!

No on to the good part. Well, not really, unfortunately. I just won't get this place I guess.

I came in with a small group of pals and was immediately frisked, charged and handed a cheap beer. OK, so that always happens. I start making the loop, checking out all of the sights and could barely get anywhere. Despite the place crawling with dancers, they were outnumbered at least 5-1 worth of men. Normally I wouldn't mind but you couldn't grab a table and standing around just adds to the chaos. We headed to the second floor and at least got to sit and start out beers while watching a lesbian bubble show from 40 feet away.