I was in Miami on business,...

I was in Miami on business, so I decided to drop in and checkout Scarletts. I went here several years ago and was not very impressed with it. This trip was not much different. If you never been here before, its best to have a GPS system to find it for you. Parking sucks here. As I drove up to the door a swam of parking attendants were out front and ascended on me. This appeared the only way to park, since the only free parking vacancy was to far away for me to assume my car's safety on a moonless black night. The charge to park was $10.00 and the admittance fee another $10.00. Once inside, the decor of the place was very nice, clean and appeared remodeled from my last visit. I sat at the big stage and began tipping the girls as they danced one at a time. This is a nude club and the girls did take it all off during their set. The music is loud, very loud and what I call technocrat, the kind you hear at a rave party. Having a conversation here is next to impossible. The stage and club lighting is excellent.

After about an hour or so, I realized the waitresses do not serve people setting at the stage. I also observed that the dancers do not come around to thank the tippers after their dance, but disappeared somewhere in the bowels of the club. There appeared to be about 30 dancers on duty when they did a review. All were young, white, and skinny to normal size. About 10 were outstanding quality, 9 or more, and could easily find work at Mons Venus in Tampa. After the review, one of the dancers approached me and asked for a dance. They were having a two for one special for $40.00. I said yes, and she led me through a maze of rooms until she found one she liked. The room was large, clean, and upscale with nice furnishing and good lighting. The dance was at best lame. I had forgotten that in Miami, the girls do not do nude lap dances in back rooms. Scarletts has a sister club in Tampa that does, but the club and dancer quality is far less than here. I don't begrudge a club that obeys the law. It is what it is.

Overall, I would say this club is upscale, very clean, safe inside, expensive and has some high quality dancers. Its strong suit is excellent eye candy. If your thing is to set at the stage and eyeball some beautiful nude women while wearing a set of ear plugs, this is your place.