This was my first time checking...

This was my first time checking out a bikini bar. In fact, it was a challenge to even find this place! Ultimately inside, it was a surprise to see the layout. There was NFL football on so I grabbed myself a table and watched sports for a while. One of the prettier girls of the place started v brief convo and I told her I'd find her later. She wasnt pushy and when I did find her later she'd said that like most ppl she'd figured I wasnt interested. Truth was I wasnt interested but I was up for a dance. The style of dance in this place is simply getting the girls ass to grind your crotch for the duration of one song. Apparently two-way touching was OK. We'd talked about how this place was a total dive.

The highlight of the visit was watching this girl later teach a chubbier and less athletic girl how to ride the pole. That was good fun. At one point finally the experienced one scolded the rookie and explained she needed to hustle me for a $10 dance which I'd easily agreed. They both disappeared into the bathroom later which I'm sure was more stripper 101 lessons about how to hustle the clients. Not small talk. Time is money.

The girls wear no-nonsense pantyhose, you can tell bc theres a tub of 80s style no-nonsense nude pantyhose behind the bar and the reinforcement panty panels are plastered all over the bikini clad girls. I dont understand the laws in Chicago but apparently there are bikini lap dance bars and some need full leg nylon encasement. Visibly, the girls make this functional to put their money and cell phones inside.