Kisses Showgirls
Closed
460 New Towne Square Dr, Toledo, OH 43612, USA*

First time to this club though...

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brahmabull
Oct 16, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

First time to this club though I was a regular when they were previously Platinum Kisses. Monday nights have got to be the worst time to visit the Toledo (or perhaps any) clubs. Never again. Dropped by this place after seeing maybe me and one other guy along with maybe 10 girls tops at Scarlett's. Outside: Easy to find, plenty of parking, entrance isn't the most discreet but not bad. Inside: Where did all the petite hotties (not much taller than 5' and not much more than 100 lbs.) go? I used to be able to pick from a half dozen or more but now these places seem to be filled with Amazons and cows. And I used to never see girls with post-preg bellies except at the really low-end dives and now there's always at least a couple. I know it's natural scarring but those girls should not be in this business. I don't know who actually buys dances to see that disgusting belly up close. Anyway, the inside of the place seems a lot bigger than the old Platinum's with a bigger stage and roomier floor. It seems to have lost some of the intimacy though. The stage is higher I think and many of the tables were empty with most guys (and dancers) seeming to congregate at the bar in the corner. All the TV's were on MNF (they could have split with WWE or something) and they were running some NFL theme. The VIP is made up of little cubicles so privacy is pretty good but there are no curtains and no apparent way to tell who's using a couch so anybody could walk in at any time. I danced with only one chick and she was OK, but I prefer the ladies who know to pick a great smelling body spray and keep their pussy fresh--this wasn't one, unfortunately. All the chairs (VIP and table) were comfortable but made of some weird velvety material. Drinks are reasonable with the exception of the pushy shot girl (two actually): "Can I and my twenty other friends have a shot too?" Did not want or ask for extra's from the girls here, but it's offered. Stuck around just long enough to, surprisingly, see a girl (one of maybe three hot ones) take everything completely off on stage (it was normal for them to do that a few years ago, but now extremely rare) and she was an older, but in-shape female. But seeing that pretty vaj and tight bubble-butt was probably the only good memory I left with.

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