Well, I wandered into Bogart's around...
Well, I wandered into Bogart's around 8pm Sunday night hoping to find a lovely little jeweler who could Polish the jewel in my pants. Three girls on stage and it didn't look like much else. At first blush I thought I'd be finishing my beer and heading to another club, as none of the ladies were exciting me. I tipped a little spinner on stage and she gave me the 2 minute history of her leg bruise, when I stupidly inquired, rather than the, Oh I bumped into the car door. After her dance she sat by me and asked if I wanted to party. I told her no thanks, the tats (a bunch) just didn't do it for me. Sorry. Next came over a little blonde semi plumper, name unimportant, who really wanted to talk: About the tigers, the lions, las vegas, gambling, her former room mates etc etc etc. If she would have said: "want to Fuck?" she would have made some money and saved me a bunch of time. Then a "finale" happened and three hot black girls with nice boobs were on the stage and I thought: TOUCHDOWN! Well, they moved off to others or to talk, and the one of my main interest showed no enthusiasm at all, so no interest from me either.
When the blonde left for the stage a cute little lady came up wearing my favorite outfit. A thong. She has a little bit saggy set of B's and presented a very strong case why we should head for the VIP booths. A very long extended hand shake on both sides of my "naughty pants" as she called them, (Thin micro fiber slacks) got my juices flowing and we started negotiating. Now I know I've made this error before and probably will again, but it's tough to keep trying to move the price south and get specifics when a lady has her hand on the little head and it's doing the thinking. After the discussion I thought I thought I was going to get the whole shebang for .8 as we headed for the booths. Paid the 10bux fee and we got a big booth right behind the dude who took the money. I thought it was kind of funny that there was a big dent in the dry wall where the chair had been banging it.
Got a nice little dance, with some great grinding, and a couple of good DFK's when she took out junior,slipped on a johnny hat and gave me a real nice CBJ. She asked if I wanted her pussy and I said, why yes I do. Well that will be $$. No I said .8 for everything. She said no, only for the BJ and you only have one more song. Damn I hate fucking up negotiations. She finished me right on time and I got to tell you this: The girl has skills! Deep throat with great suction. Out the door with no money in my pockets, but I had a real nice time.
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