Palace In the Pines
4040 McCartney Rd Lowellville, OH 44436

I was going stir crazy and...

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UncleDio
Oct 12, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I was going stir crazy and decided to take a drive to the Palace. I went in the front to have a beer or two and shot the shit with the girls. I stayed up there for about an hour and got a couple of lap dances from a very sexy brunette. Her name escapes me, but she was a solid 8 IMHO. There was no contact or anything, but I have to say it is one of the better dances I have had.

After that, I went in the back and paid the $15 cover to get in. There was one girl there who remembered me and she came over and chatted. I am horrible with names but she has the nicest set of homegrown tits I have ever seen, which always helps. I sat at "gentlemen's row" for about 45 minutes and took in the show. The girls were giving good shows without really doing anything wrong. There was one girl who gave a small amount of stick shifting at the stage.

This is where it got interesting. I have seen this before, and all the other reviews are accurate. The three "gentlemen" who work back there go above and beyond being assholes and treating the girls, and patrons for that matter, like shit. I worked in a few clubs while I was in college and I don't recall being taught to treat the girls like they are in a Nazi death camp. Furthermore, when people come into your club, they usually have money to spend. They want to spend it on the girls working there. By us spending money on the girls, your establishment makes money. I understand there are rules and the girls do try to take advantage of certain things and you need to make sure they are in line. But, you may want to be a little more polite to them. That is just my opinion gents. If a patron doesn't know the name of the dancer he wants a private dance from, ask him to describe her, rather than bellowing: "HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO IT IS!?!?!?!"

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