The Negatives: No booze, overpriced dances,...

The Negatives: No booze, overpriced dances, pasties, and a small club. The Positives: The girls, Madison in particular. VIP's read my adventure..

So, I went to this club once before for lunch (read old review) and I wasn't impressed and planned on never returning. I was down the road for a wedding, had a lot of cash on me, so i figured what the hell. I texted for the free pass, and they tell me it's not accepted on friday's and saturdays. Strike 1. Then they say they had their liquor license removed months ago, so only water and red bull. Ehh, Strike 2. So I sit down and get my $4 water. Nice tables and seats, small club and they play full length songs with music videos to boot.

The girls I'm seeing on saturday night are decent, a lot of 5-7 and most of them white and mexican. So a feature comes around and it's 2/50, which for me, is high, but I'm a cheap ass to begin with. Plus, you got a free coffee travel mug, and I'm a sucker for free shit at strip clubs. I looked at the parade of about 15 girls, and picked me a nice little barbie, blonde type. The dance was so-so, she was bored and not into it, but she had a rocking body so I left semi happy. They keep pasties on during the dance, but you can have your hands everywhere, so that was a benefit. So I sit back down, and enjoy my coffee mug and I notice a dancer sitting with a group of 3 guys. These dudes have 6 inch stacks of one's laying there.. so I figure they are regulars.