Had heard this place was a...

Had heard this place was a dive but wanted to try something differet than The Night Before. Upon walking in, was greeted by a gruff older overweight bouncer by the door, who informed me there was no cover. The private dance area was just past this guy. There is one long main stage with 1-2 dancers up. Most of the dancers were 4-7s, and mostly black. At the other end of the main room was a bar with fuzzy TVs over it. Past that was a separate room with a pool table and the bathrooms. The place is a real hole.

A curvy black dancer with big natural boobs caught my eye, so I opted for a private dance. $20. It was an air dance, so I stopped at one and moved to the bar for a beer. There's a run-down looking bar with a dancer crawling on it seeking dollar tips. Eventualy, a slightly chubby 20-something black girl with truely huge boobs is up on the bar. She lets me tip her and cop a feel. Before I can ask for a private dance, she asks me if I'd like her to smother me in her huge boobs. I agree, and we head back to the private dance area. She seats me just the other side of a partition from the bouncer at the entrance. I realize there's a videocamera pointed right at my face, and that the bouncer is watching over a closed-circuit TV. The dancer proceeds to bury my face in her huge boobs, which I'm loving. At this point, the bouncer proceeds to yell at her to stop shoving her tits in my face. They get into an argument, where he threatens to fine and/or fire her. At this point she backs off, and stands on the couch with her boobs over me and slaps me in the face with them repeatedly. She then yell towards the bounder, saying, "I'm sorry sir, I didn't mean to hit you. I can't help it my titties are so damn big!" I stop at one dance. As I'm paying her, I realize her boobs are so big they're hanging almost to her waist. I step outside the private dance area and the girl tried to convince me to stay, but I apologize and take off.

The club itself is a hole and most of the dancers aren't that attractive. This is one of the few clubs I've seen that will hire heavier chicks with massive tits. If you're into that sort of thing, you might consider stopping by. If you're just looking for a fun, low-contact evening with prettier girls, just go to The Night Before.