Beats low expectations
Headlights Gold, as far as I can tell, is the best reviewed club in the Tidewater.  With an hour to kill before my flight, I stopped to check it out.  Not too hard to find, it's in an old restaurant building.  Free parking in front.
The layout is a little odd.  As you walk in there are two sides, on the right is clothed with no alcohol, on the left is topless with alcohol and private rooms.  There is a metal detector though nobody paid it any mind.  Everybody was on the right, so I went that way.
It was pretty early, no cover, $2 coke cans, one door lady/bartender, 2-3 customers, and maybe one manager.  Two girls around 20, a slim one and a chunky one.  The slim one on stage was kinda cute so I tipped her and she came by eventually.  I inquired about private dances, and she said we could go to the other side for a room.  Supposedly there are cameras.
Dances, according to a sign on the wall, come in three tiers, good / better / best -- $20 / $30 / $42.  She only mentioned the 42, so I took that.  Topless, no touching under the clothes, no tit sucking.  She was cute with nice tits, would have been better with some dental work.  It wasn't bad, and in Virginia I'll take whatever non-ripoff I can get.