So... Honestly. This is the first...

So...

Honestly. This is the first time I've been to a club in more than a decade. I walked Bourbon Street for a long time, looking for a discreet place that would fulfill my NOLA fantasy. . . And I was NOT disappointed.

Honestly... I'm a has been. I'm happy, married, and faithful. Yet... I was looking for a place, during a professional conference to enjoy myself in an - - - adult manner.