I made a late night visit...

I made a late night visit to Brad’s Brass Flamingo. I showed up around 1am and stayed until 3am, closing time. Overall, it was a very worthless visit. Lots of dancers don’t bother to finish out the night shift, leaving early. Most of the ones that do stay until closing just pass the time sitting with friends or regulars as they are tired, have already made enough money, or don’t see any worthy prospects in the late night crowd, which is more concentrated with thugs than my normal early evening visits. The waitresses also get lazy, and their attentive service tapers off late at night. I had to wait a half hour just to get a beer! I checked out a blonde dancer named Kennedy at the stage, but she looked a little rough/too old upon closer inspection. I dropped a couple singles and ejected. I checked out a sexy brunette named Malaya. She looked promising. I went back for some dances with her and was disappointed. I think she is new to the profession and does not know what to do. It was probably the second-worst lap dance I have had in my illustrious clubbing career. I don’t think I will return to Brad’s again any time after midnight. Everything seemed to be off. On the drive back to my hotel, I passed a lot of po-po looking to hand out a DUI.