One day you'll come here and...

One day you'll come here and there will be the hottest girls dancing with the greatest looks and curves. Another day you'll come here and be Surrounded by horse face girls dancing, ones that should've hung it up a long time ago. I have seen at least eight trucks of guys come and go Because the three girls dancing inside look like they're 70-year-old women with a 35-year-old body. Two Fridays ago this place was stacked. Today is dead. I'm also pissed Because my favorite dancer only shows up on Friday and she is not here today. I just got paid I've been dying to see her she's not here. So dancers if you look around and see that four dancers around you are hot you're the one is not- quit. If you're over 40 quit. If you're a manager make sure you have talent before we buy drinks.

If this is a topless club then the girls dancing should have Boobies.