Stopped in early afternoon. My...

Stopped in early afternoon. My most recent visits have been OK but nothing special. My ATF was tied up with another customer and my backup was there but I asked her to come back later. I was approached by a small ebony dancer while at the bar getting my drink. I sat down at a table to watch the comedy show, the Cubs final home game, that was on the TV. The aforementioned dancer then came to me. She proceeded to try and convince me to spend my hard earned dollars. I must say that her approach was most convincing. She proceeded to find out if I was wearing boxers of briefs. I was invited to discover how close she shaved. My nipples were also included in the conversation. The dance, if you want to call it that, involved the unwrapping of my trousers with just a single hand. I am still not sure how she accomplished this feat. Mr Happy was asked out and greeted. I am still in shock. I will return to see what happens in the second act.