I had the afternoon free and...

I had the afternoon free and had to be in near Providence, so decided to do something that I have been wanting to do for a while - I did a strip club crawl. I went to virtually every club in Providence from about 2 PM to about 4 PM and will be entering reviews for each. The only club I didn't go to was Satin Doll both due to its inconvenience - you need to go into the city and pay for parking - and because it is a bikini bar - I mean, what's the point?

Now, I knew that Cheaters wasn't going to compete with the other clubs but I wanted to be fair and visit all of the clubs on the same day and shift, to do an accurate comparison. If possible, Cheaters was worse than the other times I ahve been there.

As most everybody knows, you go to the Pink Palace for one thing - pussy and anything you might want to do with it. It really is much more of a whorehouse than a stripclub but girls do go on stage and sort of dance and sometimes take off their clothes although the one girl on stage when I was there you really wanted her to keep her clothes on - this is sort of the place that Cheaters is - usually the dancers are mostly 4's and 5's with some 2's and 3's mixed in but in virtually every visit before today, there was always one pretty one or at least somewhat pretty. Today, not the case. There was one today that probably was pretty about 5 years ago but at least she didn't stink and she certainly wasn't fugly. However, that is only positive thing to be said. There were about 5 girls on the main floor - don't know how many might have been in the Godiva room (where the stage is nude and where the LD area is and the rooms are). Only one girl spoke to me which was amazing as usually the Cheater girls act like it is fresh meat when you walk in the door. However, no reason to stay, so I walked around for a couple of minutes and left - off to Desire - a much nicer place to be.