I had the afternoon free and...

I had the afternoon free and had to be in near Providence, so decided to do something that I have been wanting to do for a while - I did a strip club crawl. I went to virtually every club in Providence from about 2 PM to about 4 PM and will be entering reviews for each. The only club I didn't go to was Satin Doll both due to its inconvenience - you need to go into the city and pay for parking - and because it is a bikini bar - I mean, what's the point?

Well, to be honest, this was the first club I went to today and as such, it was earlier in the shift and several girls were just arriving. A couple looked like they might have been my type (young and petite) but none of the dancers that I could see that were on the floor were even close, so strike one.

Second, the girl on stage never even attempted to take off her clothes - while she was just average looking, would have at least been nice to see some tits - I mean, isn't this a strip club? Strike two.

Third, less than 5 minutes after arriving, and I was talking to a stripper who was no where near my type but the only one that was free, so I was asking her some questions, a waitress comes up to me and asks for my order. I immediately say that I don't want anything right now and she quotes me that while it is no cover, there is a two drink minimum. I mean, it is 1:30 in the afternoon, there might be 10 guys in the place and she is trying to bust my balls over a couple of lousy drinks - they should have been thrilled that I was even there - Mayjor strike three, but unfortunately, I am nto done. I informed the waitress that I wasn't sure if I was staying, so I wasn't ordering anything right now and she walked away.

So, the stripper told me that for $250 in the CR, I could get anything I wanted. I said that I don't do full service in clubs, which is true, and I asked about getting a BJ. She said, no problem, upstairs in the LD area for $150, although that probably didn't include the fee to the house which is by the song. I did go upstairs to the LD area and got yelled at by the bouncer and the cashier as I wasn't supposed to be upstairs without a girl. Just like Foxy, small booths with no curtains, side by side, so anyone that is getting a LD or walking to a LD can see virtually everything that is happening. The girl that was talking to did say that down back there are a few more private areas but I didn't see that, so can't confirm. However, $150 for head in a semi private area isn't a bargain. The CR had a sign that said $50 for 15 minutes and $100 for 30. I would therefore guess a straight CR would cost $150 but not sure. As Desire and Fantasies are both $130 for CR, not overly expensive but certainly not a bargain.