During a trip to Las Vegas...

During a trip to Las Vegas last week, I visited Cheetahs on both Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon. You just can’t beat the 2 for $20 lap dances and no cover in the afternoon at Cheetahs. (You are expected to buy two drinks.) And if you’re a golf fan like I am, what better way to watch the Ryder Cup than with a topless lady in your lap! For you mainstream guys, there was plenty of football to watch on Saturday too. Two different waitresses asked two different prices for exactly the same drink ($6 and $7), which was weird, but I just tipped less for the one who asked more, so the total cost came out the same. My only real complaint was a very annoying “shot girl” who kept coming buy asking me to buy a shot for myself or the lady in my lap (I never did). After her fourth visit I wanted to take her tray of shots and throw them across the room, but I restrained myself. The ladies at the club on these two afternoons ranged from 5 to 8 – no super beauties but mostly pretty good. I got dances from four different ladies each day. Two of them on Saturday were repeats from Friday. The dances ranged from good to great, with lots of mutual contact with every lady. Every one of them allowed my hands to roam as much as I wanted everywhere except the kitty. I had to relax a bit between each lady to keep from becoming too happy too soon. I had a great time both days. I did have one aggravation with the last lady I was with on Friday. She must have had her whole body covered with makeup or lotion. When I left and went outside in the light, I discovered that my shirt and pants were covered with what seemed like makeup. I had to go back to my hotel and change clothes before I could do anything else. And I had to go to a self-serve laundry to wash the shirt and pants before going home. At least she left me well satisfied with the quality of her dance. I will visit Cheetahs again the next time I am in Las Vegas.