Decided I would go to this...

Decided I would go to this joint because I saw it when I was riding through. The club itself is not that bad from a physical standpoint. I walk in and there is NOBODY there. Like one or two people in the whole club. Nobody on stage and one chick on the sub stage to the left of the main. Looked like she was talking to her friends more than dancing. I hadn't sat down 2 minutes when this chick comes and sits on my leg and asks me "You ready to have some fun?" I'm like "What is kind of fun are you talking about?" "She says I can do one for $80 or one for $40." Apparently, one is throat and both was the full ride in the VIP. I know this because she told me. I would have been tempted except for the fact that this girl was a 3 at best. She was trying hard though so I give her props for her hustle. I got a $10 LD from her and left it at that. After that I sat down in front of the stage. Again, I'm like the only dude there and I watched the second girl hit the stage. She was easily the best in there a solid 8. She was so fine that she didn't have to take off anything-not that she was wearing much-to get my ends. I'm glad she didn't make me the offer the other girl did because she would have taken all my money. Since I'm the only person in there, the girls were coming off the stage and giving me like "free" lap dances from the stage....that was awesome. Not sure if Ill be back, but it wasn't the worst that I've seen.