Was out late on a Saturday...

Was out late on a Saturday night and didn't feel like going home, so I stopped in this place because it's open all night long. I usually go to American Bush when I go to Utah strip clubs, but because I was out so late I decided to check out this place instead.

First, the pros. This is the only fully-nude club in Utah, and some of the dancers are real stunners. I got to see several beautiful young women as naked as the day they were born. No complaints as far as the eye candy goes.

Now, the cons. The club will do everything it can to take your money. While this is to expected of a strip club, Southern X-Posure Downtown is particularly aggressive with it's money-grabbing tactics. If one of the dancers comes over and talks to you, a waitress will immediately be over and ask you if you want to buy her a drink, and the dancer will always order a $7 designer drink in a martini glass that, as far as I could tell was nothing more than fruit juice or an energy drink. The DJ had the music cranked up so loud that it was impossible to have a conversation with any of the dancers. The girl I bought a "Shower Show" from had a bad attitude and didn't even try to act sexy; she just posed a little and showed off her naughty bits to me. She didn't even get under the water and lather herself up like I saw some other girls do. When I left the club at the end of the night I felt like I definitely had not gotten my money's worth.