Was back in Columbia and couldn't...

Was back in Columbia and couldn't help hitting this club twice. The first visit was on THursday afternoon around lunchtime. I walked in and couldn't believe it - the music level was around "medium" volume and I even told the gorgeous bartender I was amazed we could actually have a conversation. I mostly drank a a lot of beers until Charlie showed up. I had tipped a few on the stage but ended up taking Charlie to the back. We started in the room on the left of the stage but it wasn't very private so I asked if we could move to the right of the stage. I gave her $100 for five songs and we both left happy. I came back Friday night and got what I expected - music at deafening levels. Charlie was not there and finally this one blonde chick (can't remember her name) approached me for a dance. I was about to leave due to the deafening volume but said what the hell. This chick was smokin hot, let me touch her everywhere and provided some excellent stick shifting. I paid her two for forty and headed the hell out of there to spend $$ elsewhere.