Was in Grand Rapids on business...

Was in Grand Rapids on business and saddened to find out the city ordinance doesn't allow for real strip clubs. Decided to go check things out anyways, because let's face it, a bikini dance is better than being at your hotel alone. I ended up being fairly satisfied with the place. The layout was small, and I think there was too many tables laid out, but it was still a nice place, fairly clean. I had 2 mixed drinks, Vodka and Redbull, $6.50 each, which wasn't too bad.

The dances were only a dollar, which I thought was great. They were only a few minutes, each girl seemed to vary, but never a full song. You could go back for a couch dance, that was $10, and generally a whole song, although some girls seemed to cheat that. My favorite girl was Nadia, dark hair, great body. She sat with me at the couch area and we talked until a new song started. I had a few couch dances and I ended up getting a few more from her as she did a great job. She even showed me all her goods when I let her know how sad I was to see boobies outlawed in the city.

The quality of the girls was mixed, but there was more than a few amazing college aged girls with amazing bodies. Everyone seemed fairly friendly, and they really worked the floor offering dances to everyone, because for a buck, pretty much everyone wanted a dance.