Its noon and I'm bored, so...

Its noon and I'm bored, so i decide to hit the club. Five bucks to get in on a Monday to see some naked women, OKAY.

I walk into the club and astonishingly it is not dark like most other establishments. Everything is visible, as if there is nothing to hide. For me, it gives and appearance of cleanliness and elegance. There is a beautiful fireplace on one wall and a bar on the other and plenty of chairs including VIP booths. Very positive feel to the club.

On to the women. The first dancer on stage was mediocre, nothing special to look at. A few girls walk by me but don't approach me. The next dancer to walk onstage is average, but the DJ announces that this is her first audition and that she is new to the art of dancing. That makes it a little more appealing and an enjoy to watch. Afterwards the DJ throws out the "Logo Special" which is 4 nude dances, a t-shirt and a VIP pass to come back. Suddenly the hottest girl from the club comes out of now where and asks if i want the special. I'm like "UM, YES". So we go to the back and instantly she is naked. Then a waitress comes and asks if i would like to buy the girl a drink. Honestly, right after the girl gets naked, do you think i wanna seem cheap and say no. Smart hustle on their part. But, anyways, the dance was amazing. This girl was super sexual. After the dance i was extremely horny. Knowing this, she asks if i would like to go into VIP for $250. Nope I'm good. She then suggests that she bring her friend as well. Nope, I'm good. Temptation got a little to strong for me so i bounced. Not into shelling out $400 bucks for 15 minutes with two girls. Granted i had about two grand in cash on me, and I'm sure the experience would have been nice, but i can't see spending that much in such a short period of time.