I have always loved bikini contests,...

I have always loved bikini contests, wet t-shirt contests, and nude contests. I have spent more time on the Internet searching for such things than I would like. Seeing nude, or nearly nude girls, working and competing hard to impress men is a huge turn on. So when I found out that Club Desire was running a "Miss Nude New England" contest, how could I resist? I made the 50 mile drive to Providence on a Thursday night on 8/23. The club was completely packed, with around half the patrons having to stand. There was a main stage, with a much smaller side stage also open. Overall, I was disapointed in the dancer quality. Many of the girls looked decent, but despite there being 40-50 dancers, there wasn't a single stunner that I was eager to splurge on. Wanting some action, I picked the best dancer I could find, and she gave a terrible dance and refused to let me touch her boobs. To make matters worse, I also lost a great seat right by the stage for the contest. As for the contest, it turned out to be great. There were 13 contestants, and 12 went full nude, which is unusual in Providence. All the girls did a great job with excellent pole tricks and moves. Overall, a fun night, but I probably won't go back to Desire until next years contest.