Decided to re-acquaint myself with the...

Decided to re-acquaint myself with the Phoenix clubs after a two-decade-long absence. Phoenix went thru a strip club mileage freeze for many years in the mid to late 90’s, and during that time I pretty much gave up on PHX clubs, even if I was already in town on business or whatever. And prior to that I’d even make special trips to PHX from LA, just for the great clubs and mileage. But in recent years it seems to be thawing out quite a bit. So I did a spur-of-the-moment trip, in a 3 day, 2 night strip club extravaganza. Decided to drive from LA to PHX since I couldn’t find a decent flight, so I punched a bunch of club addresses into my GPS and took off. And when I got there in the late morning, Bandaids was first on my list.

I knew I’d been there before, long ago, but didn’t quite remember it. It’s just my kind of place: a small, sleazy, “shoe box” looking joint right on a major intersection, with promise of high value, and high mileage. And something about Phoenix seems to enhance my excitement; maybe it’s the clear skies and warm sunshine, or just some awesome memories of past clubbing experiences. Or both.

I walk in on an early weekday afternoon, wearing my patented, commando, strip club perv shorts and am immediately pleased to see a number of black dancers. I definitely prefer black dancers, because, aside from their looks, which I generally prefer, they tend to be more playful and nastier than other dancers. There were also a few Latinas, a couple that made my dick take notice, and an Asian girl who also had junior’s interest. But I was zeroed in on a couple of black dancers. I was also hoping to run into the famed Estrella that so many have praised, but wasn’t sure if any of the Latinas I saw were her. But overall, I was fairly impressed with the talent early on a weekday, especially in a high mileage club.