So, as a married-suburbanite-dad-monger, I have...

So, as a married-suburbanite-dad-monger, I have neither the free time nor the cash to indulge in the premier strip club experience in the greater metropolitan St. Lou area. Having a free afternoon and a small amount of disposable cash, I stopped by the Queen of Hearts.

It's a bikini club; not topless and definitely not nude. There were two dancers on the afternoon shift - Brea and Jersey. Brea told me she just had the 3rd of her chitlins, and she's still got a tummy, with a nice round ass and good set of hooters. I like 'em curvy, so I watched a couple of dances from stageside and tipped her 3-4 bucks.

Jersey is older, blond, with a decently hot body. She knows how to shake it. I'd tap that for sure, and may just have to go back on a M-W-F (Sat?) from noon on just to see if she's available after work or whatever.