They seduce you in with the...

They seduce you in with the pictures viewed in doorway. The door girl is holding a sign that says no cover, this fugly whore is prego! You go in and have to buy an overly priced watered or juiced down drink. Then this elderly woman in a nurses costume gets on stage and lights her titties on fire. Now im thinking this has to be a joke. Then this boney chick with massive nipples sits on my lap and begs me to get a dance. Finally she gives up and asks if she could have my change. In thinking this has to be a fucking joke. No way possible is this a strip club, let alone titled World Famous!