Went There Saturday night and the...

Went There Saturday night and the place was packed, almost no where to sit. They had their male show which always make me feel weird. Got a beer and started cruising. Several bomb shells that customers were almost fighting over. Finally found an OK blonde. She was high as fuck so I had no idea what she was talking about. All I know her voice gave me an instant boner so once she offered a dance I went for it. That was my fifth beer for the night so $40 per nude dance didn't sound that outrageous to me. We had to wait for the room and kept horsing around. Finally we got a room and she started immediately. She stripped slowly and slid her pussy over my face. She then started kissing me, but too aggressively for my taste. She went through different positions and let my hands roan all over. My pants had no zipper so my dick was all out by the second song. She position it between her but and started grinding it until I came all over her back and butt. I had some paper towels and I wiped her with.

Now came the fun part. She tried to tell my I owe her $250 for three songs. I was gonna tip her more but I handed her $130 and told her it's all I have. She went hysterical and said she was going to call the police and explain what happened to them. I could smell her BS ,and for some reason I found the whole thing amusing, although I never like to make scene. Some girls came over and asked what was wrong and she whispered into their ears and they all gave me this disgusted looks. That made the whole thing even more funny to me. I stood there for a second finishing my beer. I started walking and they followed me and told me I can't leave. I told them I'm going to my car to get the rest of her money. I half expected the bouncer to stop me and start an even uglier scene, but I just walked out and drove a way.

I probably would want to get paid that much and more if some dude shot his load all over me, but she should've asked for the money before not after. I felt sorry for her nonetheless. Can't imagine working a job were some pervert just walk up and drench you in semen for handful of dollars.

So my advice avoid this club on weekends and negotiate ahead of time. Also, visit few times before deciding to take a girl so they won't treat you like some dumb tourist.