Figured I try one of the...

Figured I try one of the two NUDE clubs in Austin. It's a bit far out and there is a lot of construction on the way there, but that should not scare visitors away. Parking is mandatory valet, but you can park in a well lit lot behind the house yourslef and save a few bucks.

I arrived around 11p and there were limo-loads of "cowboys" ahead of me. Looked like the farm boys from all over the state had an outing here. Cowboyhats and -boots - very untypical for Austin. But who cares - I am not here to watch guys. Was a bit of a wait since everybody gets bodysearched for guns by heavily armed bodyguards before you can get it. $25 cover for a Saturday evening. Once inside the air is filled with cold smoke - seems I was the only non-smoker in the room. Girls are mixed. Some very beautiful, others where you wonder who hired them. ~70% latinas.

The girls don't try to hide anything - this is a true Nude club and they seem to enjoy it. Got a private dance from a cute blonde named Ally. $20 for a dance in the main room. No touching, just watching. The guards are all over the place and the girls are scared of them. Maybe that is only a trick so you buy a wristband that gets you entry into the VIP room ($20, valid all night). In there is not much more privacy - just a bunch of comfy chairs in a room. But in this room the guards don't watch what you touch. Dances in here are $20 each as well and I have heard girls offering more than just dances in here.

This is clearly the roughest place in Austin. People bring their coolers with beers and it's a very blue collar/immigrant type of place. But its worth the money if you are tired of bikini dances in other places.

Worth a try ...