I'm pretty novice about strip clubs,...

I'm pretty novice about strip clubs, I like them but don't get the chance to go that often, so if you're in the same boat, this review might be helpful, if you go more often you can have fun laughing at how dumb I am :) I went on a Wednesday after work, thinking it would be a more chill environment. I like places that are more chilled out and quiet, so I try to go on "off" times. I don't think that ever really works here, just so you know. I must have gotten there around 10. Parking is awesome, the place is right off the highway in a strip mall that's mostly closed down by that time, so there's tons of parking. What was crazy was that despite it being Wednesday the entire strip mall parking was almost full.

I went in, kind of an intense counter with a disneyland-style entrance thingy, I think there was some nominal cover charge, I don't remember exactly. There were a surprising amount of people hanging around, which I was a little prepared for because of the full parking lot. Most people were sitting around the chairs watching the stage, there seemed to be girls working through the crowd, pretty normal stuff just busier than I expected for mid-week. I went to get a water to sip on, and this tubby little Asian lady came up and started trying to get me into the back room right away, I wanted to watch the stage a bit so I deflected her and went to sit down.

I sat on the edge of the stage which is something I just like to do, it does not seem like a popular option, at least with the crowd that night. The stage shows were uneven, most weren't that impressive, a couple girls got really into it, and one, I can't remember her name but it was the last dance of her shift, she tore it up with crazy pole moves and like competition-style dancing. But that was very much an outlier, most girls just gyrated and swung around on the pole.