The Office is the only club...

The Office is the only club in town, or about a hundred mile radius or more for that matter. Only two stage dances per set, the first dance the dancers keep their bikinis/lingerie on, but if you've got a couple of bucks on the rack most of them will climb onto you in your chair and put their chest in your face, and maybe clamp your head between their thighs. Second dance all the clothes come off, but by city ordinance they can't get closer than two feet from the customer when they are nude.

There is a large lap dance room off the main room with several sofas and chairs, bouncers patrol pretty regularly at night, not so much in the afternoon, but the no contact while nude rule applies all the time so the costume stays on. Most of the dancers will make a lot of contact, with some brief grind in the crotch and covered breasts in the face and maybe a little nuzzling of the covered crotch, but they seem to be under instructions not give anybody a woody or to back off if they do. Dances are $15 each.

The girls vary quite a bit in looks, experience and friendliness. Most are tattooed and pierced to some degree, but you can usually find some who aren't.