Well, could be up there for...

Well, could be up there for strangest strip club experiences. Walked in and it was quiet as anything. No music, just a few people at the bar. Could have just been a regular bar. Took ID and still charged $5 to get in. I get it, but don't get it. Anyway, had a taller blonde probably near 40 years old attach herself to me right away and never shook her. Got a drink at the bar from a tiny little bartender that wanted me to "tuck" my tip. Well, she had small A's at best, not sure where I was tucking it.

So, I take my drink and my companion and sit down on the upper level. Apparently the girls have to pay for music on a sort of juke box. They don't have dancers on stage until there are more customers. Apparently a new chick was just starting and from the looks of her she should have stopped many years ago. I was with the hot chick there and she was a 6 on a good day or with the lights out. Someone put some music on and so she asked for a dance and I said yes. What the hell, I was there anyway.

Go to the dance room at the back that isn't all that private and very well lit with cameras. Some dancing, okay grindage, and she even drove the stick shift a little, so things looked up. She did a lot kneeling between my legs with her lips over cloth. Into the 3rd dance a zipper got tugged down and she held the stick shift directly. I thought things were going to get good so I settled in. Then the music stopped. Well, that's a pain in the ass, she put more music on and we kept going. Let's just say there was some holding and that was about it. I cut it off at the 5th song, which at $10 a dance isn't too bad.