Woke up with an extreme case...

Woke up with an extreme case of morning wood, and an extreme hankering for some hot, nasty black strippers. Tapped my fingers a lot hoping the clock would speed up since it was still early and the clubs weren't yet open.

Then I grabbed my super-short "strip club perv" shorts, popped a vitamin v to enhance the experience, and hopped in the car and drove to Gardena.

Hadn't been there in a while, so wasn't sure what to expect. Only a couple customers when I arrived, and in teh first 1/2 hour or so I counted maybe 5 dancers, and it slowly grew over time as more arrived. They were all pretty chill as usual, a few were hot, the others no so much. Nursed my drink, and watched the stage show as my v-induced wood became quite evident.