This review is for a Saturday...

This review is for a Saturday back in March. I was out with myself, a girlfriend, and 3 of my guy friends. It was one of the boy's birthdays so I suggested we stop at a strip club and penthouse came to mind. It got ugly quick. As soon as we walked in a manager approached us and said we normally don't let people like you in but it's slow tonight (25 year olds, dressed up, I didn't get it) So half the group right there almost walked out. I asked how much cover was, $30, but a bouncer said it's waived if you get bottle service, which I was looking to do. We walked in to find 6 guys seated, no one in bottle service but us, and a few girls ranked 5-7, (reading other reviews it's possible the good ones were in rooms but for a Saturday at midnight, this was plain horrible.) A cute Russian waitress comes up, hotter than any dancers so we invited her to drink with us. At one point a 5 comes up to my girlfriend, does some awkward air dance on her, and says she owes her 20. I stepped in and told her if she wanted to hang out over here that's fine but don't try to rip us off, no one wanted or received a dance from you, and she rolled her eyes and walked off. At that point we decided we needed to drink the bottle down and leave asap. I asked the waitress for the bill and it was $400 for a bottle of stoli orange, I thought that was a bit much, I thanked the waitress for being the only person in that place worth talking to and tipped her $100 and we swiftly left.